March 29, 2013
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Biggest Turn Off
I know I’m a couple of days late on this fad but oh wellz. Reid says I have an incredibly special talent for killing “the mood”. I mean, I can slaughter the mood quicker than just about anything. It’s almost a super power. I told Reid about the newest fad posts going around being the biggest or top turn offs. I decided to put my own spin on it and recount some of the special ways I have killed the mood. Oddly enough, we both could only think of one instance a piece. And when we compared stories, we had both thought of the same one. We’re both racking our brains for other ones because there are plenty but for now, this one will have to do.
1. Reenacting the infamous scene from The Champ in an effort to revive a romp that ended juuuuuuust a little bit too soon (for me at least) will not result in a spontaneous double-header boner. In fact, it just might prevent you from getting laid for a few days after…
Comments (8)
I was always in the mood and worked hard to get her in the mood. She liked being spontaneous, so I had to plan and then act like I was being spontaneous.
oh dear gawd….
I want to lmao, but at the same time it’s almost painful to think of :p
Yep definately a turn off.
Definitely if you have kids who are crying, that supposedly is a turn off.
If there is too much pressure to perform, that too is a turn off.
If your significant other does something that you do not like, that also is a turn off. However there are a lot of folks that have makeup sex…..or say they do.
Thanks for the heads up!
HUGS!!!
I… I… just can’t bear to think about it. Ouch!
@Ghillies_guide - Oh trust me, it was even more painful in person. It was one of those times when I look back I just think, “oh gawd I actually did that? At least I held off on doing anything worse than that.”
@MyxlDove - Yeeeeaaaaahhh, it was bad. Hilarious, but definitely cringe worthy.