April 5, 2013
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The Dream
I had some crazy dreams last night, and there were a lot of Xangans in them for whatever reason.
First was @Ghillies_guide. He was being filmed for some sort of MTV Cribs type thing except he was showing off his truck. The weird thing was that he was dressed in that classic white Elvis costume thing and had long hair that was braided into little braids with white beads to match his outfit. He was pretty excited to show off his empty trailer, I didn’t quite get it.
Then for some reason I was in Japan with an ex (an “ex” in my dream even though I didn’t recognize the person at all; no one I dated in real life) anyways, it didn’t look like Japan, it looked like Columbia from Bioshock Infinite with just a ton of little grade school Japanese girls running around giggling. I wanted to get away from everybody so I went through this one door only to realize I walked right into a bedroom and there were 3 people going at it and talking in the bed so I ducked behind this half wall so they couldn’t see me, and also because I spotted my fuzzy blanket I liked so much so I decided to just hide and cover myself up with that to get a nap. Turns out it was @TheTheologiansCafe and @Celestial_Teapot (dude, this is the second time CT has showed up in my dreams for no fucking reason) having the 3some with some other unknown female. I didn’t ‘”see” them but I heard them talking and in my dream I recognized their “voices”. Anyways the conversation turned and they started talking about me and CT said that he was personally going to write the American Embassy because he thought I would be a much better fit to be an ambassador in Japan than my “ex”. I got all excited.
Then I woke up.
The end.
Comments (21)
I’m so not visiting your dreams ever again. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Uh huh.
@Ghillies_guide - Yeah, you aren’t welcome in them anymore. That was seriously disturbing.
Hey, it ain’t my fault! It was your dream.
Hounddog.
I want to know who the chick in the 3some was. This is a weird dream.
@Thatslifekid - I really want to know too!
Dang, good thing I only show my slippers. You do have some odd dreams dear.
@olwd - Actually, I just had an appointment with a sleep specialist because I’ve never had good sleep my entire life and I can’t take it anymore and he said that I fit the classic signs of narcolepsy (and apparently it’s much more than just randomly falling asleep. Crazy vivid dreams are a sign too). So that might be the reason I have such weird (and usually much more graphic and disturbing) dreams. I didn’t actually “see” the other xangans, with the exception of Doug, CT and Dan were just voices that in my dream mind I connected to them. Still weird.
Oh, that makes me feel better. Perhaps I should stop. . . wait, you don’t see text in your dreams, do you? Just do me a favor, don’t assume you see me in your dreams, especially connected to any Xangans. LOL
Hahaha this is so weird but so funny. The Elvis costume was the best part!
@Foodhog - Haha I busted up laughing in my dream, his hair freaked me out the most with all the beads and stuff.
@olwd - None of us, c’mon? Share dreams with me. LOL!
very interesting dreams
Haha!
I thought my Xanga dreams were strange. I just go out and have coffee/drinks with people and have strange conversations. Sometimes people look like the profile picture…so it gets interesting.
That is just plan weird
@TheTheologiansCafe - speaking of dreams
Weird.
The unknown woman was shimmer.
This was no dream. CT and theo are notorious for pulling this kind of shit. I woke up once and they were tag teaming a ukranian midget on my coffee table. For some reason Theo was wearing a cookie monster costume minus the head.
Don’t believe they were really in your house? Check. I bet all your silverware and prescription meds are gone.
@sarahsmurfette - Are you sure you’re up for that?
@TheTheologiansCafe - Oh you wish!
@thegunslingergirl - You gotta be more careful who you talk too dear.
=), fun dreams! It’s funny how dreams work, and how much they make sense in-the-moment.
Sadly, most of my dreams are boring or go unremembered. -_-
I wonder if you are considered an “old” person, woman or a girl? The Bible mentions old persons will dream and women will prophesize and I dunno about girls who dream.
Ha, ha, you put @ for the ones mentioned in the dream and of course they are notified that they should check out your blog. Theo and CT probably wished it was a threesome with two women…..
Anyway you did have a dream, sometimes a dream will give you a clue to health problems. Hopefully they can help solve the basic causes of narcolepsy.